Not everyone can live the barbarian lifestyle. Some of us have responsibilities like jobs, families, and obeying laws against pillaging. That said, there’s nothing keeping you from building a set of barbarian hands on the off-chance that you need to CRUSH YOUR ENEMIES. If you are about that barbarian-hand lifestyle, then this is the garment for you.

This poly-cotton blend shirt is so soft, you will feel shirtless, like a barbarian, and the silk screened Battle Flask logo is durable, similar to a barbarian, so it won’t fade or peel.

Grab one today, because you deserve what’s best in life…you barbarian, you.

Shirt design by Jason McDonald.